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right, so, todays my birthday, and as a bit of a gift, my younger, less wealthy, less attractive cousin offered to take me fishing to our local commercial carp fishery, cos it would be the ast chance we will get to fich together before i go. a really nice gesture i thought.
I also thought that it would be a great time to test my new echo 8# on some hard fighting, free biting carp.
so we arrived, went intot he lodge, me with sage and echo rod tubes strapped to backpack, wearing a fishpond pack and scierra shirt, looking every inch the fly angler, and the bailiff took our money.
I go for a walk around. the pole brigade are out, as are the usual not a clue numpties, but thats ok. one of the pole brigade sees my FF stuff and asks what im doing. i explain the concept of catching something using bits of deerhair, he seems horrified, so i leave him to it. as i get round the other side of the pool, (there are four) i notice him get up and walk away.
Five minutes later the bailiff walks around. "i hope you're not going to be using that fly tackle young man?" (patronising fucker). Yeah, i said, its a good way of catching carp, and all my hooks are barbless, ive got a big net, unhooking mat, antiseptic. im not breaking any rules. "oh no you're not" he says "its a rule, no fly fishing", i tell him i checked their web site, and the three rule boards at the fishery. "either you go and fish the river or piss off home son, its up to you."

this guy invented his own rules. i was the only angler there with an unhooking mat, i abided by EVERY rule they have and then more.





so off i went, with my super powerful new echo, to fish a river i can jump across. i caught, of course, but today wasnt about catching fish, i just wanted to spend some good time with a member of family.
day ruined. fucking great.
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Why would you want to fish at a Fish Farm anyways?  
The guy sounds like a real prick!
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Happy B-Day Andy.

Boilies are fukers for giving you tailing loops anyway, best stay home and play with chemicals, whilst drunk.
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 08 2008,21:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

im not a fan of commerial fishing at all. nothing against it, but its not my bag usually. just wanted a days fishing. unfortunately that was too much to ask.
ive run out of chemicals. and theres only a gew shots of this jameson left. i sense a shopping trip in the next few minutes


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well sence there is only a "GEW" shots left of your jameson, you might want somebody else to drive to the store. lol

happy b-day BTW
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cheers man, and the tore is well within staggering distance :p it was why we bought the house....

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LOL
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Happy Bidet Andy  :)

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Happy birthday mate.......... :D

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does having a birthday entitle one to write b a s t a r d ?:???: :kungfo:

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