Yeah rightMichal Duzynski wrote:...a stable relationship??!!
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Lasse Karlsson
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Flycasting, so simple that instructors need to make it complicated since 1685
Got a Q++ at casting school, wearing shorts
Flycasting, so simple that instructors need to make it complicated since 1685
Got a Q++ at casting school, wearing shorts
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Flyfishfairwx
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Holy Crap!! you went into the African bush with only one condom on you ????
Are you fucking mad??!!! It is dangerous in the African bush!!
What, have you got a grudge against your Wee Willie???
Next time you want to wonder into the local Flore and Fauna, in a dodgy area of the world!! you should really spend the money for a -VTDDIB -Very Thick Double Dick Industrial Bagger!!
You got to love the Canadian Army, they provided industrial trash bags disguised as condoms for free!!!
The only thing you could feel through these things was the spermicide solution permeating your Wee Wille.
And my vote is for the stable relationship with a stable loving fly-fishing goddess, oops wait that is what I have, sorry dude last fly-fishing goddess avail has been taken!!
Guess your stuck with, well you pick Miss Leftymessy or Miss Rightytighty!!
Are you fucking mad??!!! It is dangerous in the African bush!!
What, have you got a grudge against your Wee Willie???
Next time you want to wonder into the local Flore and Fauna, in a dodgy area of the world!! you should really spend the money for a -VTDDIB -Very Thick Double Dick Industrial Bagger!!
You got to love the Canadian Army, they provided industrial trash bags disguised as condoms for free!!!
The only thing you could feel through these things was the spermicide solution permeating your Wee Wille.
And my vote is for the stable relationship with a stable loving fly-fishing goddess, oops wait that is what I have, sorry dude last fly-fishing goddess avail has been taken!!
Guess your stuck with, well you pick Miss Leftymessy or Miss Rightytighty!!
Everybody has to believe in something and I believe in Fly fishing and Fly tying and believe I will.
As in the army I have never had a bad day fly fishing, some damn uncomfortable days but never a bad one.
As in the army I have never had a bad day fly fishing, some damn uncomfortable days but never a bad one.
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Hmmm.
No I think I'll just start wearing three condoms.
No I think I'll just start wearing three condoms.
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Cut the fingers of industrial rubber gloves and fasten with a tie wrap. I don't want to hear about your next shoot out
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Wouldn't fancy having to cut off a tie wrap after it's been done too tight 
One of these much better imo. Reusable too. Just keep a screwdriver at hand to remove
One of these much better imo. Reusable too. Just keep a screwdriver at hand to remove
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Flyfishfairwx
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Paul Arden wrote:Hmmm.
No I think I'll just start wearing three condoms.
hahaha Fair enough, I will send some of my left over CDN army condoms to you asap , they are the same as wearing 17 normal condoms!!
Everybody has to believe in something and I believe in Fly fishing and Fly tying and believe I will.
As in the army I have never had a bad day fly fishing, some damn uncomfortable days but never a bad one.
As in the army I have never had a bad day fly fishing, some damn uncomfortable days but never a bad one.
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Paul Arden
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It's ok,, he washed them after Nham
“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.” — Ernst F. Schumacher
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Flyfishfairwx
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Hey hey the last time I used them was an Afgan Camel, and I washed them in a MLBU !!VGB wrote:It's ok,, he washed them after Nham
I think I got mine back?
Anyway Canada Post regonized me from a Sexyloops Fly swap and said no way are they shipping anything from me!!!!
Paul fuck a rubber tree, WIn win!!!
Everybody has to believe in something and I believe in Fly fishing and Fly tying and believe I will.
As in the army I have never had a bad day fly fishing, some damn uncomfortable days but never a bad one.
As in the army I have never had a bad day fly fishing, some damn uncomfortable days but never a bad one.
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Paul, have you thought of marketing Hot Torpedo condoms ? probably more money in that than fly rods...