As part of my lockdown I’ve confined myself to the jungle. Now technically the army might try to get me to leave. We will play that one by ear if or when it happens. But I’m happy to be locked down in the jungle. In fact it’s perfect.
Unfortunately I’ve run out of essentials such as beer. Fortunately however I have one bottle of wine and the “guests’ drinks cabinet“ of one bottle of Bacardi, another of Tequila (I even have some limes!) and (now) half a bottle of Vodka. So I’m more in danger of alcohol poisoning than CV.
Jungle Juice (what is that, you wonder?) I have about 4-5 days of supplies and I’m searching trees with binoculars for more.
Food - oh yeah food - I have some. Can probably eat for a week to ten days. More if I head into the jungle looking for... well jungle food.
Petrol - hah! Probably about 250 litres!!! 2T hmmm that’s the problem. Not quite enough for the amount of fuel I have. But not that far off either
And I can always fashion a paddle out of bamboo. it’s been done before!
So come Armageddon I reckon I’m good. I hope that comes as peace of mind to all of you because I know how much you worry about me
One thing is for sure, CV is the least of my concerns right now.
What I’m looking for is a central SL operations base with good internet and good fishing that is invisible to the army. Actually that’s given me an idea if someone to call...
Stay safe and if this thing mutates to be a fly fisher killer then put Magic Heads on your flies or use a brick on a string flylines / shooting heads.
Cheers, Paul